The Awful Truth
To make a woman happy.....
a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Leave him alone
-Iman
a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Leave him alone
-Iman
posted by man az diare habibam, na az belad e gharib..... at 10:47 AM
7 Comments:
great!
aalii bood:D
gaahi pishe khodam eftekhar mikonam ke hanooz mojarradam. zende bad tanhaee...
azizan lotfan ziad dor bar nadarin, baraye inke yek agha ro ham khoshhal kard bayad kheili karhaye dige alave bar inke tanhash gozasht kard. az hame bad tar ham ine ke adam nemifahme indafe azundafe hast ke bayad tanhash gozasht (yani agar beri kharid narahat mishe ya na) ya azundafe hast ke bayad nazesho bekeshi o hame chiz bar vefghe moradesh bashe. dar zemn Khodayar jun, are sai kon mojarrad bemuni. chie baba mikhai ham khodeto badbakht koni ham yeki diga ro.
bah bah , mibinam ke doostan mataleb e jaleb mizaran
be nazar e man ham vaghean aali bood , baa in hesab shomaa haa ke "nemitoonin" maa ro khoshhaal konin , haalaa maa khanoomaa ye sohbati baa ham mikonim , ye sohbati ham baa shomaa ;)
va oonvaght age baz ham nazaretoon hamin bood , maa shadidan khoshhaaletoon mikonim;):D
Salam be hame
khoshhalam ke bad az chand vaght ye matlabi baes shod ke hame
harf bezanan. Khoobie in bahsaa ine ke communication be vojood miare.
Hamoon chizi ke naboodesh baes mishe marda fekr konan ke Khanooma entezaarateshoon balast va
Khanooma ham tooye ye rabete ehsase khosraan konan.
2 ta system ke be soorate tabiee baa ham kolli tafavot darand ro nemishe entezar
dasht ke hamintori haale hamdigar ro dark konan magar inke harf zade beshe.
-Iman
salam
vaghti man be mojarrad boodan khodam eftekhar kardam manzooram mard salaraneh nabood aslan, serf tanhaee o nabood e niaz baraye inke sa'y koni khodeto ba yeki dige match koni dar halike man ba khodam nemidoonam rahat kenar biam che berese digari
man nemikhaam bara khodam darde sar dorost konam, amma jeddan kheili az nokaati ke too in list hast doroste be Khodaa! albatte ino ghabool daram ke khanoomaa ham mitoonan ye liste injoori bara aghayoon dorost konan ke masalan hadde aghal 10 ta noktash sare football didane aghayoon baashe!va kheili chizaaye dige.
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