Diar e Habib

salam bade maah haa!

2007-08-09T23:23:00.000-07:00

salam, manam zendam! :D
belakhare movaffagh shodam zabaane ramze poste ghablie Iman ro kashf konam va injaa benevisam!
iq e dige, che konim! mokhlese hame. bebinam, kiaa zendan?
she're emrooz:
benavazid jighi o booghi o gaahi ham aazhiri,
ke resad bar goosham, jighi o booghi o gaahi ham azhiri!

mokhlesam
H N

Dead Friends Society

2007-04-24T01:23:00.000-07:00

Salam be hamegi bad az maah haa....
man zend eam age baghiam rast migin ke zend e een benevisid!
inam khodetoon mifahmin chie:
jeirood.ababil@gmail.com ababil2
be omide ... be omide chi!? nemidoonam
khosh baashid
Imanmr

Arman jaan Tavallodet Mobarak!

2006-12-04T16:27:00.000-08:00

chand salie ke arezoo mikonim tavalode badi pishe ham bashim vali hanooz nashode.
Baz ham hamin ro arezoo mikonam.Delam barat kheili tang shode.
Omidvaram shaad bashi baradare azizam.

2006-11-26T18:54:00.000-08:00

آری آری زندگی زیباست زندگی آتشگهی دیرنده پا برجاست گر بیفروزیش رقص شعله اش در هر کران پیداست ورنه خاموش است و خاموشی گناه ماست

Roohe pedar shaad Ghazal jaan!

2006-10-19T14:02:00.000-07:00

Omidvaram baraye shaditoon inja peygham post konim.
Khodavand be shoma va khanevadeh Sabr bede.

Iman, Parmis va Iris

Welcome to this world dear "Iris" :)

2006-10-08T05:59:00.000-07:00

Tabrik be Parmis o Iman!

agha be donya oomadane Iris ro tabrik migam!
az tahe ghalbam arezooye khosbakhtio aramesh o salamati mikonam baraye shomaa haa.

mokhlesam dar bast
Arman
H N

Iman

2006-10-03T08:21:00.000-07:00

A picture from future!

Roozmaregi

2006-10-03T06:38:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=cYAOjW2CsJs

Enjoy!

Mantid

2006-09-18T06:46:00.000-07:00

We had a guest yesterday!

salam

2006-09-07T07:51:00.000-07:00

Khodayar e aziz,

ye zamani bood, migan ba'de salaye 32, ke mardom hame na omid boodan o she'raaye siah migoftan o az in harfaa, Akhavan o Shamloo o Nosrat Rahmanie o hameye in arazel. doreye maa doreye ajibie! adam bayad zoor bezane ke harf az geloosh dar biad, dar ham ke miad booye dood mide, booye gandidegi o ashghal, booye dahane taze az khaab pashodeh. che mishe kard? amma ghorbate gharibe zamane, adam ro be hamin harfaa delkhosh negah midareh.

kheili mokhlesam.
arman

two jokes!

2006-09-05T04:00:00.000-07:00

2 ta joke minimalisti:

تركه ميره مكه ميخواست گوسفند قرباني كنه ، چاقو پيدا نميكنه گوسفند رو خفه ميكنه

یه ضرب المثل قزوینی می گه : رفیق اگه رفیق باشه آدم منت زنشو نمی کشه

2006-08-23T13:08:00.000-07:00

کنار جاده مي نشينم.
راننده لاستيک ماشين را عوض مي کند
جايي را که از آن آمده ام دوست ندارم...
جايي را که راهي اش هستم نيز دوست ندارم.
پس چرا چنين بيصبرانه
به تعويض لاستيک چشم دوخته ام؟

برتولت برشت

in ro az website Khodayar bardashtam, harf nadareh:)
Arman

is this real?

2006-08-02T10:52:00.000-07:00

http://www.mail-archive.com/accessindia@accessindia.org.in/msg00702.html

911 The Big Conspiracy

2006-08-01T18:34:00.000-07:00

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=-6529813972926262623

-iman

kojain?

2006-07-20T08:25:00.000-07:00

Baaz ke hame mordan

-iman

call center

2006-07-11T11:46:00.000-07:00

http://www.callcentermovie.com/

-Iman

Facts on Farts

2006-07-11T08:48:00.000-07:00

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

-Iman

2006-07-07T08:55:00.000-07:00

kojaaeed ey yaran e ghadimi. chera hame saketid? kesi chizi bege, naghme'ee harfi, doshnaami.....
Arman
HN

check this out

2006-06-22T15:34:00.000-07:00

http://www.alanwattspodcast.com/

-iman

Farsinevis

2006-06-15T13:02:00.000-07:00

Doostan Salam,

kesi midoone chetori mishe rooye web farsi nevesht?
va ye webpage Farsi dasht?
Editore be khosoosi lazeme?
Ye website/ASP page English darim ke mkhaim bbinim cheghar kaar mibare taa Farsish kard.
Aya bayad khat be khat translate beshe ye ye rahe automated barash hast.

Eradatmand
-Iman

inam linkesh

2006-06-14T14:24:00.000-07:00

http://www.farsnews.com/imgrep.php?nn=8503170351

-iman

2006-06-13T09:16:00.000-07:00

az rooznameye Iran Varzeshi-Arman

2006-06-13T00:41:00.000-07:00

از لحظه اى كه رقابت هاى جام جهانى ۲۰۰۶ در روز جمعه ۱۹ خردادماه در شهر مونيخ آلمان آغاز شد، ميليون ها خانم محترم در سراسر جهان ناگزير شدند همسرانشان را با رقيب ناميمونى به نام «جنون فوتبال» تقسيم كنند.البته فرصت بدى نيست كه زنان نحوه كنار آمدن با چنين موقعيتى يعنى مبادله نيمه خود با دو نيمه يك مسابقه را تجربه كنند و در چنين شرايطى، كمى مهارت هاى تاكتيكى و بازى جوانمردانه الزامى است.روزنامه خليج تايمز گزارشى با اين مضمون يعنى توصيه هاى لازم به بانوان در مورد بيرون راندن رقيب از ميدان را منتشر كرده است.هفت راهكار به خانم ها توصيه شده كه بتوانند مردان را در مسابقه خودشان به بازى بگيرند يا حداقل مطمئن شوند كه در طول يك ماه رقابت هاى جام جهانى جزو ذخيره هاى كنار زمين نيستند:به آنها ملحق شويديك راهكار مناسب براى اينكه فكر نكنيد كنار گذاشته شده ايد، اين است كه خودتان هم هوادار فوتبال شويد. اگر چيزى درباره فوتبال نمى دانيد مطالعه چند كتاب يا مراجعه به سايت هاى مربوطه كمك مى كند با قوانين آفسايد آشنا شده و بهتر درك كنيد كه چه چيزهايى مردان را مى گزد.يك راه ديگر اين است كه با همسر خود در مورد فوتبال سر گفت و گو را باز كنيد تا قوانين را برايتان شرح دهد. اما جيم پيرى مدير مدرسه فوتبال برزيلى ها در هنگ كنگ جمله كوتاه و مفيدى دارد كه مى گويد: «لطفاً در طول مسابقه توقع حرف زدن نداشته باش»پيرى ادامه مى دهد: «اگر حين مسابقه با من حرف بزنى، جواب نصف و نيمه خواهى گرفت. بين دو نيمه و در پايان مسابقه هر چقدر دلت مى خواهد تحليل كن اما نه هنگام مسابقه!»جاى خالى را پر كنيدبا يافتن دوستى كه مثل شما علاقه اى به جام جهانى ندارد، جاى خالى همسر را در اين فرصت يكماهه پر كنيد. نتايج يك تحقيق در بريتانيا حاكى از اين است كه ۳۰ درصد از بيوه هاى جام جهانى هنگام پخش مسابقات براى خريد بيرون مى روند و ۳۰ درصد ديگر همراه با دوستانشان در رستوران غذا مى خورند.اگر در نقطه اى از دنيا مثل آسيا زندگى مى كنيد كه مسابقات فوتبال بعد از بسته شدن فروشگاه ها در شب هنگام برگزار مى شود، با يك رمان خواندنى و شيرين و دو گلوله پنبه در گوش به رختخواب برويد. آخر شب با دوستان همفكرتان قدم بزنيد و يا دسته جمعى فيلم هايى را تماشا كنيد كه فرصت ديگرى براى ديدن آن نداريد.بازى جوانمردانه فير پلى يا بازى جوانمردانه بخش بسيار مهمى از مسابقه فوتبال است به اين معنى كه همسرتان بايد منطبق با قواعد بازى رفتار كند و در ازاى شعور بالا و درك شما، چيزى بپردازد.زمان مناسبى را براى با هم بودن در كنار خانواده و فاميل يا خريد اختصاص دهيد. به او بگوييد كه اگر قول مى دهد در مقابل پاداش قابل توجهى بپردازد، كارى با او نداريد. شايد به شما اجازه دهد كارى كه دوست داريد انجام دهيد يا مثلاً بعد از پايان مسابقات، يك هفته با هم به مسافرت رويد.نقش هوادار را بازى كنيدحتى اگر مسابقات را تماشا نمى كنيد، حداقل مى توانيد از هيجاناتى كه اين رقابت ها ايجاد مى كند براى برقرارى ارتباط نزديكتر با همسرتان استفاده كنيد. اگر تيم مورد علاقه همسرتان باخت، شانه اى براى گريه هاى او باشيد و اگر تيمش پيروز شد در شادى و هيجان اين برد با او همراهى كنيد.شارون گليك مشاور روابط خانواده توصيه مى كند: اصلاً ناراحتى همسرتان را كم اهميت تلقى نكرده و به او نگوييد بى خيال چون « مثل اين است كه بنزين روى آتش بريزيد». دليلى ندارد كه ناراحتى او را تشديد كنيد.جيم پيرى در چنين شرايطى ترجيح مى دهد اصلاً درباره مسابقه حرف نزند و تنها باشد. از نظر او «بدترين كار اين است كه يك نفر بگويد خيلى هم بد نبود، مسابقه است ديگه. اين حرف ۱۰۰ درجه از حرف نزدن بدتر است. چون فقط يك مسابقه نيست، جام جهانى است.»از حاشيه هاى نيمكت نشينىلذت ببريدحتى اگر فوتبال به نظر شما واقعاً كسل كننده است مى توانيد از حواشى اين جشنواره بزرگ، از پيگيرى شايعات و هيجانات مسابقات جام جهانى لذت ببريد.همراه با همسرتان به يك مكان عمومى كه مسابقات را نمايش مى دهد، رفته و از فضاى آنجا مثل شادمانى مردم يا روحيه دادن به يكديگر بعد از باخت لذت ببريد.همه تيم را بسيج كنيدممكن است در طول رقابت هاى جام جهانى بچه ها هم احساس كنند كه مورد بى توجهى قرار گرفته اند. بنابراين مسابقات مهم را به يك رويداد خانوادگى تبديل كنيد. بچه ها را تشويق كنيد كه مسابقه را تماشا كرده، لباس تيم محبوبتان را بپوشند و صورتشان را نقاشى كنند.بچه ها از اينكه در يك ماجرا با والدين شان شريك باشند، خوشحال مى شوند. يك شام فوتبالى يا ميهمانى تدارك ببينيد. اتاق نشيمن را با رنگ تيم مورد علاقه تان تزيين كرده و ساير آشنايان فوتبالدوست را هم دعوت كنيد. بيوه هاى فوتبال را از قلم نيندازيد!عزا نگيريداتفاقات تلخ و بازى كثيف در خارج از زمين مسابقه هم به اندازه داخل زمين ناپسند است بنابراين سعى نكنيد با قهر و اخم و جنگ و تهديد يا خاموش كردن تلويزيون توجه همسرتان را جلب كنيد.مشاور خانواده هشدار مى دهد:« اين كار را بكنيد تا نتيجه اش را ببينيد. آن وقت همسرتان جاى ديگرى كه تحويلش بگيرند فوتبال را تماشا مى كند و شما بايد زير دوش آب سرد به راه حل ديگرى فكر كنيد.»رمز موفقيت حفظ آرامش است. اگر روابط شما هنوز خوب است دليلى براى نگرانى وجود ندارد و مطمئن باشيد كه تنها عشق و دلخوشى همسرتان فوتبال است. نفس عميقى كشيده و اين نكته را به بقيه بيوه ها يادآورى كنيد.

Ostad Baa

2006-06-10T15:05:00.000-07:00

dame Alman garm!

2006-06-09T11:48:00.000-07:00

haal kardam! dame Alman garm. mage Alman mese brazil bazi mikone ke adam hoselash sar bere?! faghat defa kami zaeef bood.

mokhlese hame
Arman
H N

Diar e habib

2006-06-06T01:38:00.000-07:00

sometimes stay alone
dream like a child
of all the seasons
pictures and fantasies
moving on and on
in my mind
all the time
all the time

but the dreams are gone
then reality is near
I take your hands
feel your breath
and know that I
won't stay alone anymore

I take your hands
feel your breath
and know that I
won't stay alone anymore

Diar e Habib

2006-06-04T09:45:00.000-07:00

Day after day, love turns gray
Like the skin on a dying man

Diar e Habib

2006-05-29T12:36:00.000-07:00

Diar e Habib

سي واقعيت پنهان در مورد آقايون

چرا مردها دارای وجدان پاکی هستند؟
به این دلیل که هیچ گاه از آن استفاده نمی کنند

چرا مردها هميشه خوشحال هستند؟
چون آدم های بي خيال فقط می خندند

چرا روانکاوی مردها خیلی سریع تر نسبت به خانم ها انجام می پذیرد؟
زیرا هنگامیکه زمان بازگشت به دوران کودکی فرا می رسد، مردها همان جا قرار دارند

اگر یک مرد و یک زن با هم از یک ساختمان 10 طبقه به پایین بیفتند کدامیک زودتر به زمین میرسد؟
خانم، چرا که آقا راه را گم می کند

شباهت آقایون با آگهی های بازرگانی چیست؟
شما نمی توانید یک کلمه از ئرف های آنها را باور کنید و هیچ چیز برای زمانی بیش از 60 ثانیه دوام نمی آورد

ورزش کنار دریای آقایون چیست؟
هر موقع خانمی را در بیکینی می بینند شکم هایشان را تو می دهند

فرق بین نرخ اوراق بهادار با مردها در چیست؟
نرخ اوراق بهادار رشد می کند

خدا بعد از خلق مرد ها چه گفت؟
من می تونم کارمو بهتر از این انجام بدم

اگر آقایون هم باردار می شدند آنوقت
خدمات پزشکی در مغازه های خواروبار فروشی هم ارائه می شد

برای درست کردن پاپ كُرن به چند مرد نیاز است؟
سه تا، یک نفر ماهیتابه را بر روی گاز نگه میدارد و دو نفر دیگر گاز را تکان میدهند تا گرما به تمام سطئ ماهیتابه برسد

آقایون لباس هایشان را چگونه دسته بندی می کنند؟
"کثیف" و " کثیف اما قابل پوشیدن"

تنها یک مرد می تواند یک ماشین ارزان قیمت 2 ميليون توماني بخرد و
یک سیستم صوتی 4 ميليون توماني بر روی آن نصب کند

یک خانم 35 ساله به بچه دار شدن فکر می کند، یک مرد 35 ساله به چیزی فکر می کند؟
به قرار گذاشتن با بچه ها

شما به مردی که همه چیز دارد چه میدهید؟
زنی که به او نشان دهد چگونه می تواند از آنها استفاده کند

چرا عنکبوت های سیاه پس از جفت گیری، جفت خود را می کشند؟
به این خاطر که می خواهند قبل از شروع خرخر جلوی آنرا بگیرند

چرا مردان تنها در نیمی از زندگی خود با بئران مواجه هستند؟
زیرا آنها در تمام طول زندگی خود در دوران نوجوانی به سر می برند

آینده نگری یک مرد چگونه مشخص می شود؟
به جای یک بطری 2 بطری مشروب بخرد

چرا مردها به دنبال خانمهایی هستند که هیچ گاه قصد ازدواج با آنها را ندارند؟
به همان دلیلی که آدمها ماشینی را دنبال می کنند که هیچ گاه نمی توانند در آن رانندگی کنند

چرا آقایون مجرد جذب خانم های با هوش می شوند؟
دو چیز مخالف نسبت به هم کشش دارند

شباهت آقایون با ماشین چمن زنی در چیست؟
هر دو خیلی سخت به کار می افتند، در هنگام کار سر و صداي زياد ايجاد می کنند و ئحتی نیمی از وقت را هم نمی توانند به درستی کار کنند

فرق یک شوهر جدید با یک هاپوي جدید در چیست؟
بعد از یک سال هاپو هنوز هم از دیدن شما به هیجان می آید

نازکترین کتاب دنیا چه نام دارد؟

چیزهایی که مردان در مورد زنان می دانن

The Awful Truth 2

2006-05-27T06:22:00.000-07:00

کلاسهای آمادگی برای مردان

موضوع دوره: رسیدن به سطح هوشی یک خانم ( کامل شدن)

هدفهای آموزشی: کلاسهای آمادگی دایم برای مردان تا عضوی از بدنشان به نام مغز را فعال کنند، عضوی که آنان منکر وجود آن هستند.

برنامه: 4 واحد اجباری

واحد 1 : کلاسهای اجباری

1. بیاموزیم چگونه بدون مادرمان زندگی کنیم.(2000 ساعت)
2. زن من مادر من نیست.( 350 ساعت)
3. تمام درآمدم را به زنم می دهم.(550 ساعت)
4. می فهمم که فوتبال ورزش نیست و رونالدو یک ابله است.(500 ساعت)
5. زن من پرستار من نیست.
6. زن من کلفت من نیست.

واحد 2 : زندگی مشترک

1. بچه دار شدن بدون احساس حسادت.(50 ساعت)
2. من دیگر به دوره های دوستانه ی زنم دوره ی احمقها نمی گویم.( 500 ساعت)
3. ترک اعتیاد به بازی کردن با کنترل از راه دور تلویزیون.( 550 ساعت)
4. من دیگر سر پا ادرار نمی کنم. من پیشرفت کردم و تکبر را کنار گذاشتم....( تمرین عملی همراه با نوار ویدیو 100 ساعت)
5. من دیگر دوش استخر را با دوش حمام اشتباه نمی گیرم.
6. چگونگی انتقال لباسهای کثیف به سبدشان بدون پخش و پلا کردن آنها. ( 500 ساعت)
7. چگونگی بهبود یافتن از سرماخوردگی بدون از دست دادن امید به زندگی.( 200 ساعت)
8. چگونگی به تنهایی لباس پوشیدن،به تنهایی لباس انتخاب کردن و دانستن محل کمد لباسها.

واحد 3 : تفریح و سرگرمی

1. اتو کشی در دو مرحله:
الف) یک پیراهن در کمتر از 2 ساعت
ب ) تکرار با دیگر لباسها ( تمرین عملی)

2. تمیز کردن خانه... فعالیتی مطلوب و دلپذیر.
3. فراموش نکردن بیرون بردن زباله ها.
4. به خاطر سپردن معنای جاروبرقی: وسیله ای برای تمیز کردن خانه که گرد و خاک و آشغالها را جمع می کند.( برای استفاده ی بهتر به بخش 1 واحد 4 توجه کنید.)
5. چگونگی استفاده از دستمال گردگیری.
6. جمع کردن خرابکاریها بعد از انجام تعمیرات در خانه.
7. بیاموزیم معادل زنانه ی « نشستن جلوی تلویزیون»، « ایستادن کنار اجاق گاز» نیست.

واحد 4 : کلاس آشپزی

سطح 1 (مقدماتی): وسایل خانه:

ON: روشن کردن دستگاه

OFF : خاموش کردن دستگاه

سطح 2 ( پیشرفته): درست کردن اولین سوپ آماده بدون سوزاندن آن.
( تمرین عملی: قبل از اضافه کردن مواد، آب را بجوشانید.)

سطح 3 ( تخصصی): درست کردن چای بدون فراموش کردن آب و چای، و دم کردن آن داخل قوری و نه کتری.

سطح 4 ( عالی): تعارف کردن چای بدون این که نصف آن در نعلبکی بریزد.

The Awful Truth

2006-05-22T10:47:00.000-07:00

To make a woman happy.....
a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Leave him alone

-Iman

2006-05-22T03:10:00.000-07:00

Ba dorood!

Khoday ra shokr migooyam ke Hossein niz zaban bar goshood o maa ra ze altafe khod ma'yoos nakard!agar che gooee faramooshi ta ghesmati bar zehne oon mostoe'li gashte o be yaad nemiavarad ke man bish az aan ke adasi khor baasham, loobia khor boodam! neshan be aan neshan ke dar ahde ghadim, yek sandewichi bood, zire pole seyed khandan, ke man chandin baar baa esraar o khahesh, az doostan khastam ke beravim o loobiaee bezanim, va har baar in Hossein bood ke raye maa ra mizad o akhar be chayo sigari ghena'at mikardim. Kholase inke roozegaari bood aan rooz'haa.
basse dige. hoselam sar raft!
rasti Amin kojast? ma mikhaim emshab filme range anar e paradjanov ro bebinim. kasi dide? shayadam nabinim. aslanam hosele nadaram, hava ham garme, har charandiam delam mikhaad, minevisam, be kesiam rabt nadare! khoob shod?
rasti emrooz baaz ye maar gereftim too khoone, dastanesh ro badan tarif mikonim!
doaa konid maare zende bemoone. jeddi migam.

mokhlese hame
arman
H N

Link!

2006-05-19T03:34:00.000-07:00

Salam,

Man yadam nabud ke Rooz dar Iran filter shode! In hamun matne!

با سازماندهي گسترده آغاز شد

فعاليت 9 هزار "هادي سياسي"
ميثم تواب

۲۷ اردیبهشت ۱۳۸۵

در سپاه پاسداران، فعاليت هاي جديدي در زمينه سازماندهي همفکران سياسي آغاز شده است. هدف اين فعاليت ها که مرکزيت آنها در اداره سياسي سپاه و به ويژه در معاونت "هدايت سياسي" اين اداره قرار دارد، سازماندهي نيروها و تغذيه ايدئولوژيک آنان با همراهي ساير معاونت هاي اين اداره اعلام گرديده است.

"عبدالله داورزني" معاون هدايت سياسي اداره فوق به تازگي در جلسه اي اعلام کرده است در حال حاضر شبکه اي شامل 3735 نفر پرسنل پاسدار و بيش از 5261 نفر از پرسنل بسيجي در قالب "هاديان سياسي" در سراسر کشور سازماندهي شده اند. مطابق اخبار واصله، بناست اين شبکه به تدريج هدايت فکري نيروهاي پيراموني سپاه و بسيج به ويژه خانواده ها را به عهده بگيرد.

هنوز در مورد مسووليت مشخصي که قرار است بر عهده اين نيروهاي آموزش ديده سياسي گذاشته شود، اطلاعات بيشتري در دست نيست. برخي از تحليلگران، وظيفه اين نيروها را تلاش براي مقابله با روند کم اعتقاد شدن خانواده هاي نيروهاي سپاه و بسيج به مباني و مسوولان نظام و نهايتا، توجيه پرسنل و خانواده ها براي راي دادن به "کانديداهاي اصلح" در رقابت هاي انتخاباتي آينده مي دانند. اما برخي ناظران سياسي نيز، ايجاد آمادگي بيشتر در نيروهاي سپاه و بسيج و خانواده هايشان براي شرايط احتمالي رويارويي جمهوري اسلامي با جامعه بين المللي را از جمله کارکردهاي اصلي "هاديان سياسي" تلقي مي کنند.

گفتني است چندي پيش در همايشي با نام "انتقام ابابيل" كه در سالروز واقعه طبس در تهران برگزار شد، دبير كل جمعيت موسوم به"استشهاديون" مدعي شد در جديدترين ثبت نام اينترنتي براي عمليات انتحاري كه در ايران انجام شده و طي آن از داوطلبان سراسر جهان دعوت شده است، 55 هزار نفر ثبت نام كرده اند.

salaam

2006-05-18T00:36:00.000-07:00

salaam doostan
emrooz baraaye avvalin baar sa'aadat daashtim va in diare habib ro kaamel khoondim:)
khodaa pedare technology ro biaamorze ke system e dor e hami e az raahe door ro raah endaakhte...
vali dor e ham boodan ye chize digast makhsoosan inke dore ham jam shim o khoraake hamster bokhorim...
Menu doostan:
Khodaayaar va iman : ghorme sabzi baa gooshte hamster
Arman :adasi baa sos e hamster e maade
Iman shafielu ye azizam: Ghelyoon baa esaanse hamster e 2 saale
va ...

be omide didaar va khordaar

Hossein va Zoha

Link

2006-05-17T03:10:00.002-07:00

Salam,

Rahil emruz mano koshte ke in linko baratun begzaram. Akhe bacham balad nabud link begzare. Mige hatman paragraph e akharesho ba deghat bekhunin.

Link ro nemigire, haminjuri migzaram!

http://www.roozonline.com/01newsstory/015655.shtml

Ghazal

2006-05-16T22:07:00.000-07:00

salam,

khob, 2-3 taa matlab hast. avval mozooye Ababil bood ke Khoda ro shokr gooyaa hal shode o dige moshklei nist.

dovvom masaleye hamster khordane Hossein o Zoha bood, ke khob in be khodie khodesh ajibe, akhe Hossein gooshte gaav ro doost daasht va in ajibe ke taghire salighe daadeh. albatte midoonid ke in masale hanooz daresh shakko shobhe hast chon hanooz ehtemaal daare ke madar o pedar hamstere khorde bashan bache haa ro. amma mage mehre madari mizaare?
ki bavar mikone ye madar (har chand hamster) bacha sho bokhopre? be har haal har ki khorde nooshe jaanesh. be ghole rahil hatman az mazzash khosheshoon oomade dige, mage ma ghorme sabzi nemikhorim?

sevvoman masaleye On An Island! khode in tak ahang, harf nadasht. kamelan dahe 70 ee bood. yani ba kami taghir age tooye albume Middle ya More bood kasi ta'ajjob nemikard. albatte ino ham bayad begam ke be nazaram Gilmour ye dastbordiam be khodesh zadeh! yade ahang sakhtanaaye khodemoon mioftam ke fekr mikardim ye melodi ya theme shah'kaar sakhtim, badesh mididim ke toosh kolli maye haaye Eloy o Jane o Pink daare ke ghati shodan. too in ahang e be khosoos ham man radde paaye Animals ro be sheddate 7 richter mididam. be har haal mercy Iman jaan babate ahangaa, man alan roozi 7-8 baar daram goosh midam, hatta baes shode beram karaye diga ro ham bade moddathaa goosh bedam.

chaharrom, mozooye hamster keshie Iman o Parmis bood! man ke vasate jarian dige ghati kardam! nafahmidam ke belakhare madare az too divaar daroomad ya na. va inke chera aks azashoon nagarefetid? nemishe hamstera vasektomy konan? injaa ma ye gorbe darim too IUCAA (albatte 30 ta gorbe darim, in madar bozorge hamashoone) be esme Milimiao ke khoone ostade man zendegi mikone. alan 13 saaleshe. loole haaye ino kheili vaght pish bastan ke dige bache nazad. shoma ham bayad berid loole haaye hamsteraatoono bebandid! vagarna bichare mishid. kolle shahr bichare mishe.....

mokhlese hame hastam
be omide didaar
Arman
H N

ps. chera Hossein o Zoha chizi neminevisan? Parmis o Fati chera neminevisan?

Hamsters

2006-05-12T21:30:00.000-07:00

salam doostan,

Parsal ye hamstere nare ghahveie gereftim ke esmesh ro gozashtim oomali, oomali chand vaghti ba khoshi dar kamale sehhat o salamat zendegi mikard. Shabaa ye saat azad bood ke har ja mikhast bere. Mamoolan akhare shab bayad miraftam az poshte gaaz baa jaaroo mikeshidamesh biroon. Ye rooz ham khaabe bad did va enghadr jigh zad ke Parmis zang zad be man ke bia Oomali dare mimire, asresh raftim pet store va behemoon goftan ke hamstera bazi vaghtaa khaab mibinan.

Man ye rooz gir dadam ke bayad baraye Oomali zan begirim, raftim ye hamstere sefide madde gereftim ke oon moghe sennesh 5 hafte bood.
Parmis mokhalefat mikard va dalilesh ham in bood ke migoft in do ta ekhtelafe senneshoon ziaade va delesh be haale oon hamstere madde misookht ke gire ye hamstere pire marde ye saale oftade bood. Babaye Parmis amma oon moghe pishe maa bood va migoft ehskali nadare va mesale Mohammad o Ayeshe ro mizad. Hamstere madde bozorg shod va bad az ye maah do barabare Oomali shod va hamishe Oomali ro mizad. Ye tike az gooshe Oomali ro kand va koonesh ro gaaz zad va zakhmi kard. Man fekr mikardam davaye khanevadegie va khodeshoon ba ham kenar miaan. Ye rooz sobh didam in do ta mesle lebas tooye mashin lebas shoiee donbale ham gozashtan va enghadr sorateshoon ziadd bood ke nemishod dorost did chi dare pish miaad. Dare ghafas ro baaz kardam va ba in kaar Oomali az ghafas mesle mooshak parid biroon. Baad didam ke hamstere made 8 ta bacheye riz avorde. Az oon be baad dige Oomali ro joda kardam taa Hamstere madde betoone be vazifeye madarish rahat amal kone. Bache haa bozorg shodan va az ghaza 4 ta nar shodan va 4 ta madde. 3 taa az madde haa copie madare shodan va ye made shabihe babahe shod. Az naraa faghat yeki ye khorde shabihe babahe shod va 3 taye dige shabihe baghale sare kooche shodan.
Avalesh khahara o bardara baa ham ye jaa boodan, ye zire pelle darim too zirzamin ke hamashoon ro oonja vel karde boodam. Bad az chand vaght hamstera bozorg shodan va halal o haroom ham ke sareshon nemishe, manham ke zarfe 2 maah 1 ro be 10 resoonde boodam tarsidam ke 10 beshe 100. az ham jodashoon kardam. Madare ba chahar ta dokhtersh hamoonja moondan aghayoon raftan tooye ghafas dobare. Yerooz sobh oomadam didam maddeha hich koodoomeshoon nistan. Dry wall ro soorakh karde boodan va hamegi rafte boodan tooye divar. Yeki yeki zarfe ye hafte peydashoon shod, chon tooye divar khordani peyda nemishod, bache ha ro gereftam vali madare hichvaght bar nagasht. Parishab raftam ghaza beheshoon bedam didam ke yeki az dokhtara ke shabihe madare bood halesh bade, fek konam del dard dasht, chon be delesh ke dast zadam jigh keshid shayad ham sratane roode koochik bood .Rooze badesh vaghti raftam soraghesh , morde bood va jomjome o cheshme chapesh tavasote khaharey geramish takhlie va khorde shode bood va hala lesbiana shodan 3 taa.

Natije girie akhlaghi : zan o marda ro nabayad az ham joda kard
Natije girie manteghi : bikari chize kheili badie
Natije girie falsafi : Har khari ba ye tasmim mitoone hayat khalgh kone
Natije girie Mazhabi: khoda chi mikeshe az daste maa haa

Tanzir az Ababir!

2006-05-10T04:58:00.000-07:00

Ensan mojudist ke ba kudakan mehrban basad!
Man kistam, Rahir ya Ababir!
Arbatte Ababir mojude moghardasi mibasad ke pil ha ra koshd!
Aya ensan to nemitarsi az an ruz ke kuh ha chunan abr ha savad?
Va khodavand har ayene midanad va az anche mikhorid va penhan mikonid agah ast!

Tarjome az Ghazal: Man ba nahayate sharmandegi elam mikonam mani'e kalame haye bala ine: Age bazam be man begin Ababil, hamun kario bahatun mikonam ke Ababil ba pil kard! agar che baram aslan ham mohem nist! Aslan ham az habashe badam nemiad, roshan shod?!
dar zemn Hossein o Zoha hatman az mazzash khosheshun miad ke bache hampster mikhoran. Mage kassi az shoma miporse ke chera ghorme sabzi mikhorin?

دوست من

2006-05-09T05:41:00.000-07:00

سلام

ابابیل عزیز من نمی دونم چرا ناراحتی

از اینکه اسمت رو کردن پسورد ناراحت نیستی که ؟

می دونستم این آرمان و غزال الکی می خوان بین ما رو بهم بزنن میگن که ما با هم قهریم در حالیکه تواز حبشه بدت میاد نه از من

راستی کسی می دونه چرا حسین و ضحی بچه همستر می خورن ؟

خدایار

Ababil !!!

2006-05-09T02:32:00.000-07:00

man ke taa ino didam yaade khodaayaar oftaadam va een ke khodaayar be Rahil migoft ababil!
lol
raastesho begoo Arman, man ke ghasamam bokhori baavar nemikonam yaadet naboode ;) hatman mikhaasti Rahil o tanbih koni lol
felan

Rasti ye khabare jaaleb in ke Hosein o Zoha az eyd 2 taa hamster avorde boodan ke hafteye pish bachedaar shodan va bache haashoono khordan!!!

A life of shatterd dreams, I can no longer bear...
So welcome thee eternal sleep...

dargiri!

2006-05-09T00:17:00.000-07:00

salam,

man az vaghti passwrod ro avaz kardam dar khoone dochaare moshkelaati shodam! masale ine ke Rahil (yeki az 29 ta bacheye fazaye mohoomie maa) az kalameye "Ababil" kheili badesh miad. dalilesh ham ine ke amoo Khodayar ye baar behesh be jaaye Rahil gofte bood Ababil, va vaghti Rahil eteraz karde bood, Khodayar gofte bood ke "to Rahil nisti ke, Ababili!" va dige inke gofte bood bache bayad dorost tarbiat beshe o az in harfaa. Kholaase az hamoon rooz Rahil ba Khodayar chap oftadeh va vaghti fahmid man passwordo gozashtam Ababil dige khoonesh be joosh oomadeh. agar che Khodaa shaahede man aslan yaade in jarian naboodam (hazeram ghasam bokhoram) amma be har haal az sare ettefagh injoori shodeh dige.
be har soorat alan jarian aroom gerefte dige kam kam!
mokhlese hame hastam
Arman
H N

mercy Iman jaan

2006-05-08T11:54:00.000-07:00

agha man download kardam! dastet dard nakone:) daram goosheshoon midam, badan nazaramo migam. jeddan mercy:)
mokhlesam
H N

David Gilmour Songs

2006-05-08T02:38:00.000-07:00

in linke 4 taa aahange toope albume , sari download konid chon fekr konam faghat taa 4-5 rooz in linkaa kaar mikone: (albate man baraaye inke hajmesh kam she keyfiateshoono aavordam paaeen va formateshoon o wma kardam ke baa media player e windows mitoonin baazesh konin)

Track 2: http://www.sendmefile.com/00353759
Track 9: http://www.sendmefile.com/00353787
Track 10: http://www.sendmefile.com/00353785
Track 3: http://www.sendmefile.com/00353792

toro khodaa zood download konid ke napare, baa hezaar badbakhti upload eshoon kardam...
felan

IMAN MR

arman

2006-05-08T00:51:00.000-07:00

akhe man chi begam? inam shod ensaaf? inam shod maram? Gilmour 2 maah pish album bede o man aslan nafahmam?! yeki ye trackesho aghalan baram attach kone beshnavam mane bichaareh!
mesle inke password avaz shod ye kam mardom bishtar minevisan! Shokr!
agha yeki jeddan ye tracke in album ro baram mp3 sh ro befreste
badjoori delam mikhaad
H N

2006-05-07T02:39:00.000-07:00

salaam e dobaare

indafe dige haale faarsi neveshtan nadaaram...

az music mikham begam: age album e jadid e DAVID GILMOUR o nashnidid nesfe bishtare omretoon fanaast
fogholaadast man ke divaane shodam bishtar az 2 maah e ke mese asb daarim gooshesh midim. esme album "on an island" e va 2 maahe oomade biroon. va jaaleb inke richard wright ham kaamelan too in album naghsh daashte, va jaaleb tar az oon kaare orchester e album baa Prisner boode :D
az film ham bekhaam begam maa jadidan gir daadim be kaaraaye Polanski o Bertolochi:
tooye in yeksaale akhir 2 taafilm didim ke benazaram behtarin filmaaye zendegim boodan:
aval: The Sheltering Sky (by bertolochi)
dovom:Bitter Moon (by polanski)
age nadidid hatman begirid bebinid
filmaaye digashoonam fogholaadast:
Polanski: Tenant, Death and The Maiden, Rosemary Baby,..., Ninth Gate (ino man kheyli haal kardam vali baghie na)
Bertolochi: Besieged, Dreamers, ...

age az inaa didin ya shenidin nazaretoon o begin...
raasti Arman 2 taa DVD live 1994 e Omega ro gereftim :D albate hamaro majaari khoonde
felan

ImanMR

2006-05-07T02:20:00.000-07:00

سلام

نمیدونم چی بگم فقط اینو می دونم که دلم خیلی گرفته

دنیای غریبیه

چند وقتیه هی الوی گوش میدم و یاد قدیما می افتم

فعلا

راستی ایمان جان جریانی که براتون اتفاق افتاده بود خیلی ناراحت کننده بود مرسی از توصیف قشنگت

آرمان جان کلی دلم برات تنگ شده ایشالله هر چه زودتر دیدار روی بده

ایمان م ر

نوشتن

2006-05-06T10:26:00.000-07:00

سلام به همه خصوصا آرمان عزيز
مرسي كه پسورد رو عوض كردي
البته دليل اين نوشته اين نيست كه منتظر بودم پسورد عوض شه

گاهي دوست دارم بنويسم ولي سخته

دوست دارم كه بشينيم كنارهم و يه سيگار و چاي و مرور سريع يكي دو تا خاطره و غيره

براي اين با هم بودن دلم تنگ شده و سخته اينو نوشت

....

راستي اين فيلم

Brokeback mountain

رو ديدم و اصلا خوشم نيومد

خدايار

password changed

2006-05-06T00:48:00.000-07:00

aghayoon, khanoomaa, password avaz shod.
shod "ababil" . felan
H N

World According to Bush

2006-05-01T07:19:00.000-07:00

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7972265312224141763&pl=true

Da Vinci code decoded

2006-05-01T07:14:00.000-07:00

this one is great!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2119365880741187390&q=da+vinci+code+decoded&pl=true

-Iman

Planet Caravan

2006-04-25T12:47:00.000-07:00

We sail through endless skies
stars shine like eyes
the black night sighs
The moon in silver trees
falls down in tears
light of the night
The earth, a purple blaze
of sapphire haze
in orbit always

While down below the trees
bathed in cool breeze
silver starlight breaks down the night
And so we pass on by the crimson eye
of great god Mars
as we travel the universe

Crossing the border

2006-04-20T08:33:00.000-07:00

Salam be hame va salam be Arman asabani ;)

Baba mardom karo zendegi daran, hame ke mese man o to allaf nistan dadashe man :).

Chi mikhastam begam??
Ahan… rooze shanbe tasmim gereftim ba Parmis ye sar berim Buffalo.
Kar nadarim enghadr fes fes kardim ke saat shod 1 zohr.
Parmis mikhast mive o ye meghdar khordani biare ke man nazashtam chon midoonestam ke too marz hameye khordania ro migiran, makhsoosan marze zamini.
Belakhare saate 3 residim be marz nobate mashine ma ke shod ye officer-e home land security ke ye zane latin kochooloo bood …

Officer (without greeting) : Citizenship?
Me: Good afternoon officer we are Canadian.( I gave her our passports).
O: what is the purpose of travel?
Me: Shopping in Buffalo.
O: How long are you planning to stay?
Me: one night we will be back tomorrow afternoon.
O: I see your place of birth is Iran, do you have another passport?
Me: yes we do but we don’t use it.
O: is your Iranian passport still valid?
Me: I think so, but I am not sure.
O: When did you go to Canada?
Me: 2001.
O: How come you became Canadian so soon?
Me: We immigrated to Canada and became permanent residents since our arrival in 2001. Under Canadian law every permanents can apply for Canadian citizenship after three years.
O: have you ever traveled to Iran since your arrival to Canada?
Me: yes.
O: Why?
Me: to visit our family and friends.
...Officer talks on the Radio,” K9 unit two Persians in a red van” and she keeps our passports
O: Follow the red line to office (she gives me a ticket, number 19).

Inside the office there are many people from different nations.
Jamaican, Ukrainians, Arabs, Indians (from India), Pakistanis and….
Jamaicans kids are playing with Arab kids and Indian mom is breast feeding her kid.
Pakistanis are frowning and looking at everyone with anger.
After 1 hour they call us: Mr. Ayman Shifiloo.

Me: ma ro seda kard pasho berim (we wait until they open the door by releasing the magnetic lock).
We are inside and a black officer calls my name.
O: Sir, do you have your Iranian passport with you?
Me: no I don’t, I don’t use it so I don’t carry it around.
O: But it’s still valid right?
Me: Most probably yes.
O: Why do you have a Persian Passport?
Me: Because we are Persian.
O: Sir, I asked you a simple question, are you Canadian or Persian?
Me: Both, Under both counties laws we can have another citizenship as well.
O: When will you use your Persian passport?
(I am starting to realize that owning an Iranian passport is an issue)
Me: I don’t know probably never, or probably when I want to go to Iran,
O: So you won’t use your Canadian pass for traveling to Iran.
Me: Look officer I have validated my Iranian passport two years ago in Ottawa because I wanted to be able to travel to Iran and at that time that was the only passport I got and then I became Canadian last October (5 months ago).
O: Sir, I will need to talk to my supervisor, so have a seat and we will call you.
We sit for another 20 minutes and he calls us again.
O: Sir after talking to my supervisor I realized that you have to go through some procedures here, here is a pamphlet you have to read.( and he gives me a 20 pages document and we start reading it right away).
(after 15 mins) Me: Ok we read the document.
O: have a seat and I’ll call you.
(Parmis needs to go to washroom)
Me: officer could you please open the door my wife needs to use the washroom.
O: sure (and he releases the lock)
While Parmis is walking out of the door a black guy takes the opportunity and steps in.
(Very loud almost yelling ) a white officer: Where are you going?
Black guy: I need to get my passport.
O: Get out and stay out, we will call you when it’s your turn.
(On his way out) Black guy: Jesus !!! holy crap!! fuck!! Pigs!!
Door opens and a Ukrainian family come in, they are all wearing suits and night dresses.
O: Where are you going?
Ukrainian family: We are going to our cousin’s wedding in Niagara falls( US Side) and we will be back tonight.
Officer gives them their documents (Ukrainian Passports) and they happily leave.
Our officer sees Parmis behind the door and opens the door.A Brazilian family comes in at the same time.
White Officer: Ctizenship?
Brazilian Family: Brazilian.
O: Where are you going in states?
BF: We are going to NY
O: What’s your status in Canada?
BF: we are permanent residents since January 2006.
O: Ok have a safe trip.
And Brazilian family leave the office.
Officer calls us.
O: Sir I need to take your left and right index finger prints.
And I put my left index finger on the scanner and then the right one.
O: Now I need to take your picture.
I smile and he takes my picture.
O: Please have a seat and I will call you.
Parmis and I are tired. An Iranian family comes in they have the same problem. Mother in law in the family is a 65-70 years old woman who happened to have a valid Persian passport, they finger print her and took her picture .I start talking to them
Me: sadagheye sare velayate faghihe dige and I smile. They don’t answer obviously they don’t want to communicate.
Officer calls Parmis and the same goes for Parmis except scanner cannot scan Parmis’s finger lines and she has to try it again and again.
After almost 10 minutes Parmis is done with the procedures and she sits besides me for another 20 minutes.
Officer calls us and says we are done and we can also happily enter United States of America.
Me: I have a question I flew once before and didn’t go through these procedures.
O: Let me check
And he checks his computer and says : I do not see any violation here but you should explain why you didn’t say the first time that you have a Persian passport.
Me: No one asked the first time.
O: You are good to go for now and please notice that you have to do the same when going back to Canada.
Me: Finger print and Picture again?
O: yes.
I am about to ask the officer why again that Parmis hits gently my back and I realize that she means I should shut the fuck up so we can get the hell out of here.
Me and Parmis: Thanks
O: You’re welcome.
We go out tired and angry, but we get over it little by little.
Sunday we go through the same stupid procedures to get back to Canada.
Now on the border to Canada:
Canadian officer (without greeting): Citizenship?
Me: Good afternoon, Canadian.
CO: Do you have anything to declare?
Me: No
CO: Have a good day.

2006-04-16T05:26:00.000-07:00

baaz chera hame mordin akhe! ajab giri kardimaa
aghallan commente khaali bezaarid adam befahme zende'eed
maloom hast aslan ki kojaast?
H N

Roshanfekri baa a'maale shaaghe(by Ghazal)

2006-04-06T06:49:00.000-07:00

Chand vaghti bud roshanfekrie khunam umade bud pain. Tasmim gereftam faranse shuru konam, didam sakhte. bad be serafat oftadam ke ye ketabe khafan bekhunam, didam hale unham nist. kholase didam ba tavajoh be size o in sohbat ha, behtare ye filme honari bebinam. az tarafi khob nemikhastam hala kam ham biaram. khoshbakhtane Arman bara film didan, be khosus age siah sefid bashe va mahsule ghabl az 1950(!) hamishe paast.

baraye inke tipam ham takmil she, khastam bere ham begzaram,a mma didam tu in garma khafe misham.
dige pa shodim berim film bebinim ke in pesar faransavie ham ke injast o didim. manham ba yek zheste takmile roshanfekri davatesh kardam biad film bebine. se nafari raftim film bebinim.

Filme bud laventura, be farsi yani the adventure e khodemun. mashallah filmi bud ha! mage tamum mishod! do sa'at, do sa'ato nim... nakheir! baba ma bayad farda sobh pashim berim karegari... taghriban az 10 min akhar man taze shuru shod az film khosham biad. dokhtare bade didane sahneye khianate numzadesh raft balaye ye bolandio numzade bi gheiratesham donbalesh dasht midoid. tu fekre in budam ke akh kash dash fardini kesi bud in namardo be sezash beresune ke tasvir gir kard. ya mola... hala ba ye software e dige bazesh kon, hala az avval cd ro begzar, hala tamizesh kon... nakheir. kholase agha ma nafahmidim in 5 min akhare film chi shod...

migam shoma ha duste roshanfekr nadarin akhare in filmo vase ma beporsin?

2006-04-04T09:52:00.000-07:00

سلام
داستان مار خيلي جالب بود
من نمي دونم اگه يه مار تو اتاقم باشه چكار كنم

خدايار

Maar (by Ghazal)

2006-03-31T10:47:00.000-08:00

Dustane aziz,man khialam rahat shod ke hich moshkele froidi i ke marbut be mar beshe nadaram. Ghadimha ke kheili chiz ha fargh mikard, ba didane susk balaye sandali budam va jigh mizadam, amma parishab tu khunamun ye mehmune special dashtim va man hatta ye jigh ham nazadam!sa'ate 1 nesfe shab bud, hame ja saket o arum bud be joz vez veze footbal arsenal ba ye jaye dige ke man hichvaght yad nemigiram,

Ghazal: nemikhai bekhabi?
Arman: na, footbal mibinam.
Ghazal: pas shab bekheir, man farda bayad pa sham.
Arman: Shab be kheir.

raftam be samte dastshui ke untarafe ashpazkhunast, ke yeho didam ye mar dare be samte pa darie jelo dastshui mire. bar gashtam tu hal.

Ghazal: Arman, bia ye mar inja tu khunast.
Arman: motmaenni?

ba ajale doid unja. ye tikke nakh az pa dari zade bud birun.

Arman: manzuret ine?
Ghazal: NAAA! MAAR
Arman: koja raft?
Ghazal: nadidam, amma ya tu dastshui, ya poshte shelf.

Dar inja Arman teye yek amaliate mohayerol ughul parid balaye toalet farangi va az un bala toaleto check kard.

Arman: Inja nist, ehtemalan hamun poshte shelfe.
Ghazal: hala az shanse ma ham cheraghe inja sukhte...
Arman: Alan cheragho avaz mikonam.

va vaghan dar arze jik sanie cheragh avaz shod.

Arman: torshi, sandali ha va hame chiz ro bayad bebarim birun. ye lebase kasif ham bede ke bekonim zire dar natune mare bere tu otagh khab.
Ghazal: boro be Sanjit begu biad.
Arman: pas to vaisa haminja ke bebini mare koja mire.

bade 5 min Arman o Sanjit umadan ba do ta ture mar giri. Arman shuru kard be khali kardane shelf. belakhare vaghti kiseye mohtavie 8 ta roll kaghaz toalet ro bardasht, did ziresh ye mare khoshgel chombatme zade.

Sanjit: It's either a small Russel's viper, or a killer back.
Arman: Does it have a yellow line? If so it's a killer back.
Sanjit: Arman be careful, if it's Russel's viper you'll die, if killer back still the bite is too painful.

Sanjit sai kard ba gofteman mare ro moteghaed kone ke bere tu tur. amma mare hich alaghei nadasht ke in karo bokone. taze khoshesh ham naumade bud va shuru karde bud be halate tahajomi gereftan. yani khodesho bad kard va pahn shod. dorost halati ke kobra ha migiran, va in kheili jaleb bud. Arman ham teie yek seri amaliate motehaverane yek adad sikh kabab bardasht va az zire mare rad kard va andakhtesh tu tur.

saretuno dard nayaram, bordimesh birun va sa'ate 2 nesfe shab (in amaliat yek sa'at tul keshid)mare ro morede motale'ate daghighe zist shenakhti gharar dadim va fahmidim ke killer back bude. yani sammi nabude. inham axesh

Fig1: The V shaped yellow band near the head indicates that it's a kill back.

moteasefane jensiate mar ro natunestim tashkhis bedim chon jensiatesh ru be zamine.

hala ke mare gerefte shode bud, taze be serafat oftadim ke bebinim az koja umade tu, chon khunamuno ghablan isolate karde budim. bale, dar pushe fazelabe hamam ja be ja shode bud. yani ke ma be jaye suske hamam, mare hamam darim.

natije girie akhlaghi: peida shodane kill back dar khaneye ma hich rabti be brokeback mountain nadashte va nadarad. dar ayande ash ra motmaen nistam. goftam brokeback mountain, kheili filme ghashangie, age nadidin hatman bebinin.

shado salamat bashin

Ghazal

Death of Stanislaw Lem

2006-03-28T09:27:00.000-08:00

arman
Lem, khaleghe dastane shaahkaare Solaris mord. agar che maa bishtar Solaris ro ba Tarkovsky mishnasim, amma khode daastan ham be khodie khod zibaast. Solaris bedoone shak yeki az shah'kaar haaye kolle tarikhe sinamast, mesle baghie karaye Tarkovsky. ajabaa! mikhastam begam Lem mord, bazam daram az Tarkovsky tarif mikonam. :)
H N

THE BARBARIAN INVASIONS

2006-03-25T05:56:00.000-08:00

Filme besyar khosh sakhtie, hamoontor ke Arman mige.
Academy award salle 2003 ro too Foreign picture borde.
Film ye Dramaye Quebecie, ke mesle bishtare filmaye Quebeci hame chiz toosh be maskhare gerefte mishe va hatta bazi jahash mayeye comedy ham dare. Zendegi, marg, kaar, ravabete adamaa, hatta union haye karegari ke yeki az moshakhase haye Quebeci hast.
Filme garmie bebininesh.
iman

Barbarian Invasion

2006-03-24T10:30:00.000-08:00

salam,

chera kesi chizi nemineviseh? chera hame saketan? harf bezanid, avaz bekhoonid. hava garm shodeh. bad joori, jahanname injaa daareh shoroo mishe. Khoda nasibe kasi nakone ke tahammole garmaa nadareh. kheili faji' o vahshatnaakeh.

rasti mikhastam ye film pishnahad konam, kheili jeddi! man moddat haa bood ke chenin filme khosgeli nadide boodam. ye film eCanada'ee ya behtare begam Quebeci be esme "Barbarian invasion" esme faranca sho balad nistam. in film raje be mardie ke dare mimire dar asare saratan va pesaresh tasmim migire roozaaye akhare zendegie pedaresh be khoshi begzareh. az bimarestan miaradesh biroon o be hameye doostaaye ghadimish zang mizane ke bian be mehmooni o dore ham bashan. kholaase in doostane ghadimi ba'de saal'haa hame dore ham jam mishan ta shademaani konan o khosh begzaroonan ta inke rooze mo'ood berese. film besyaar khosh saakhte. man az vasatash khodamo vel kardam va rastesh bayad e'teraf konam ke andazeye sag gerye kardam, na az narahati, balke hesse film kheili zibaa bood. film raje be marg bood o dar bareye marg bood amma zendegi toosh moj mizad. az oon contradiction haaee ke hamishe hastan o adam dargireshoone. be hame jeddan tosie mikonam ke in film ro gir biaran o bebinan.

Khosh bashid
H N

لا اله الا انت سبحانک اني کنت من الظالمين

2006-03-21T20:45:00.000-08:00

سال نو

2006-03-20T09:25:00.000-08:00

سلام خدمت تمام دوستان عزيزم
نوروزتون مبارك باشه
اميدوارم سال خوبي باشه براي همگي
و يه روز همه دور هم باشيم

خدايار

Nowrouz etaan Pirooz!

2006-03-19T10:34:00.000-08:00

salam,
man ye chand vaghti dar faaze neveshtan naboodam. amma alan yeho oomadam too faaz! pas minevisam chon too faazam, aslan khode faazam! chie? mage kholo chel nadidi?
man ba hame chi movafegham, baa chat, baa film, va baa saale no!
saale noe khoobi dashte bashid, baaz ham hamoom arezoohaaye hamishegi.....
salamat o aramesh baraye hame va hamamoon.

HAGH NEGAHDAAR

Baharan Khojaste Baad

2006-03-18T05:55:00.000-08:00

Nowrouz va saale no mobarak...
Omidvaram ye rooz dobareh dore ham jam beshim.
iman

angelolampardi ? angelinzapardi ? angolaaparati ? ...

2006-03-12T06:39:00.000-08:00

خيلي خوبه ايمان جان
من اگه فيلم خوبي ديدم به بقيه هم پيشنهاد مي كنم و يه خلاصه اي از فيلم هم مي گم كه بقيه اگه دوست داشتن گيرش بيارن

شما را به خدا اين پسورد رو عوض كنيد من از روي نوشته هم معمولا نمي تونم درست تايپش كنم

خدايار

2006-03-12T03:25:00.000-08:00

bikhial

21 grams

2006-03-10T22:58:00.000-08:00

Dirooz tooye akhbar didam, ke ye nafar too yeki az autobanaye Toronto mashinesh kharab mishe kenare autoban va miste, bad az ye chand daghighe ye mashin miaad jolotaresh mizane baghal ke be in baba komak kone, az mashin piade mishe miaad samte taraf ye mashine dige miaad az posht mizane be mashine aghaye khayyer, zanesh rahie bimarestan mishe bacheye 5 saalash ham sare zarb koshte mishe. Jaleb inja bood ke too baaz sazie grafike ghazie neshoon daad ke mashini ke az posht mizane be tarze ajibi pich mikhore va be mashini ke kharab shode tasadof nemikone balke mizane ba mashini ke jolotar istade boode ta komak beresoone...
Ye ye roozi gij boodam va hamash yade filme 21 grams mioftadam.
nemidoonam ina ro chera goftam aslan yadam raft chi mikhastam begam...
Ahan mikhastam begam ke
dar zemn mitoonim inja raje be film ham biaim ye bahsi rah bendazim.
Kesi agar filme ghashngi dide ya mishnase mitoone moarrefi kone berim bebinim bad miaim inja raje behesh bahs konim.
iman

chat

2006-03-10T22:41:00.000-08:00

Salam be hame.
Az oonjaiee ke message haye ziadi dashtim baraye chate rooze yeshanbe va hame elaam kardan ke hoozoor khahand dasht. Man be jaye saate 6:00 Saate 5:59 daghighe online khaham shod.
Eradatmand
Johny Dollar :)

Chat

2006-03-07T17:21:00.000-08:00

Salam be hame va Arman

Vagheiatesh ine ke in joor chiza baraye adamaye ghorbat zadeh hayajan angize, baro bache haye too Iran ke khob ya enghadr giro gereftaran ke vaghtesho nadaran, ya inke darde ghorbateshoon ye model digast.
Be har haal manam mesle Arman movafegham har vaght bashe, vali shayad behtar bashe ye saati ro moshkhas konim be jaye inke montazer shim bebinim baghie key barashoon khoobe.

Man migam yekshanbeh sobhe ma saate 6 , ke mishe 14:30 Tehran, va 16:30 Hend.

Khoobe??
iman

arman

2006-03-07T06:29:00.000-08:00

salam

in gharare chat chi shod? chera hame saketan?

man ke mesle asb movafegham
har vaght begid
man zamanam azaade baraye har saa'ati har roozi.
felan
H N

2006-03-04T06:21:00.000-08:00

lakke'ee dar zaman

be khod miandisham,

be to,

be zaman,

be delpiche haaye mokarrare naakhodaagaah

va be darrehaaye pich dar piche sa'bol oboor;

be sooye rekhvate faramooshi.....

arman, pune, 3 march 2006

Gharare Molaghaat

2006-03-03T12:31:00.000-08:00

Salam be hame va Khodayar ke belakhare saro kallash peyda shod. Khodayar aks post kon, bebinimet baba delemoon barat tang shode.
Dar zemn mikhastam ye pishnahad ham bedam.
Albatte ghablan say kardim inkar ro bokonim vali amali nashod.
Migam ye rooz dar maah ro moshkhas konim, va ye saati ke baraye hame khoob bashe biaim roo chate Yahoo ke ham seadye hamdigar ro beshnavim ham hamdigar ro bebinim.
Loozoomi nadare hatman halate conference bashe mitoonim 2 be 2 chat konim va masalan 5 daghighe yebar ja hamoon ro avaz konim.Intori hame ba ham chat mikonim.
Mokhlese hame
Iman

2006-03-03T01:53:00.000-08:00

سلام به همه دوستان..همه برادران عزيز خودم
وقتي ميام اينجا چيزي مي خونم ياد قديما ميفتم كه دور هم بوديم
ممنون از همتون
مخصوصا كه عكس هم مي ذاريد
چاكر ايمان هم هستم و اون كلاهش
خدايار

Salam Amin

2006-03-02T10:55:00.000-08:00

Chetori? baba ey valla age midoonestam be ghro ghoraye man mahal mizari zoodtar az inaa soraghet ro migereftam.
Che akse bahalie.
Aks ro ke didam ham khoshhaal shodam ham delam gereft.
Agha bia benevis, ziaad ham fekr nakon chi mikhai benevisi biaa faghat benevis. Be Hossein kheili salam beresoon, behesh begoo kheili bahali.
Iman

Sallam,Maa Hastim....

2006-03-02T05:54:00.000-08:00

Amin:

Sallam be hamegi...

oomadam ye chizy benevisam,didam behtare nanevisam.....
bad yedafe neveshtam.....
vali na oonchizi o ke baaid mineveshtam....
man o Hossein ham khoobim,mesle hamishe dargire baalaa o paaiinaaie zendegi......
kaar o dars o zendegi.....mesle aadamaaie kaamelan movafagh....
bishtar be gozashte fekr mikonim,donbaale chizaaie saade migardim o shab mishinim o moteajeb mishim ke kojaaiim?
roozaa migzare,mesle mojeze mimoone.....
....
....
dige kaafie....be omide didaar,,,

--Amin?

2006-03-01T22:27:00.000-08:00

Salam

Iman nemidooni cheghar khoshhaal shodam ke oomadi o neveshti .In chehrat too aksi ke lab darya gerefti aslan sard nist, kheili ettefaghan bahal o motefakerranast.
Kheili mamnoon ke aks post kardi, man rikhto ghiafeye Hossein dasht yadam miraft, cheghadr in bashar laghar o khosh tip shode baba, dar zemn man tahala khanoomesh ya khahrzadeye shoma ro ham nadide boodam.
Be Amin begoo baba marefat koja raft chera inja peydash nemishe?

Mokhlese hame

Iman

2006-03-01T00:35:00.000-08:00

Salam

dirooz badazohr vaghti neveshte haaye Arman o khoondam kheyli delam gereft (Arman, kheyli ghashang neveshti) nemidoonestam chikaar konam, avalin kaar in bood ke zang zadam khodayar ke baahaash gharar bezaram vali khodayar gereftaar bood ve nemitoonest biaad. gij o mang o del gerefte zoodtar az kaar zadam biroon o hamintori bikhodi too khiaaboon aa raah miraftam va nemidoonestam chikaar konam be in fekr oftaadam zang bezanam ke be fati begam ke oonam zoodtar biaad biroon berim ghadam bezanim, hamin moghe bood ke amin zang zad va goft ye DVD gerefte hads bezanin chi ?? Live JANE!!!!! saram daasht gij miraft ke yani chi live e jane?? kholaase inke raftam pishesh o baa ham didimesh jaatoon khaali Out In The Rain o Daytime , ...ejraa karde boodan. jaaleb injaa bood ke live maale saale 2002 bood vali kheyli haghiraane o koochik too shahre hanofer e alman vali baa kolli hess ejraa karde boodan, hameye tamaashaachihaa minimum senneshoon 30-35 bood! ... va inke hatta bishtar delam gereft. emroozam ke oomadam didam Iman neveshte hamraah baa toosifaaye ghashang...

aksee az chehreye sarde man!

inam ye akse ke man ham toosh hastam ham nistam!

مولوی

2006-02-28T23:15:00.000-08:00

دید موسی یک شبانی را براه

Yadesh Bekheir

2006-02-28T21:55:00.000-08:00

Salam be hame, va salam be Arman.
Are Arman jaan yadame to oon moghe mirafti amoozshgahe ingilisie sokhan ke too falakeye dovome niroo havaiee bood.
senn o salet kam bood vali kheili ja haa tanhaiee mirafti. Yadame ye bar too enghelab gom shodi, rafte boodi donbale ya nafar donbale ye seri majaleye Danestanihaa ke toosh raje be havapeymahaye jangi matlab dasht, va vasatesh ham ye poster bood. Kheili negaranet shodim ta bargashti, va bad ke oomdadi ye davaye asasi bahat kardim. oon moghe shayan too 4 rah kalej bood, fek konam sale 66 bood.
Nemidoonam ina ro baraye chi daram migam shayad chon inja shode ye jaiee ke man o to faghat harf mizanim, amma kheili khoshhaalam ke inja ro daram va gah godari ye sher o verri minevisam.

Doost dashtam begam baba Mellat, Rofagha, doostane khoobam biain benevisin shom haa ham, amma goftam bikhial hatman hava oonja sard tare.

Avalin bari ke Iman MR ro didam too otaghe khodam bood, to va Iman neshaste boodin va dashtin scorpions goosh midadin.
Iman lam dade bood rooye takht va vaghti boland shod ba man dast bede ehsase hegharat kardam, yadesh bekheir badesh ham Khodayar oomad.

Ye rooz ya shab Ghaboodi Iman ro tark kard va iman ke hamishe chehrash sard bood sard tar shod vali vaghti sigar mikeshid ye labkhandi mizad va ye zare chehrash baaz mishod.
Khoda ro shokr ke Fati khanoom peydash shod va ella Iman hanooz dasht be saghfe otaghesh negah mikard va Sepultura goosh midad.

Yadesh bekheir oon loobiaie ke too jeirood khordim, fek konam 5 saat tool keshid ta dorost shod.
Az Khodayar chi begam ke kheili delam barash tang shode, khodayar hamishe mehraboon o shookh bood, az har chize bikhodi ye chize maskhare misakht taa adam bahash ye saat bekhande. Kheili vaghta ba in ke mokhalefe kheili chiza bood vali be hame ehteram mizasht va mesle man zood ghati nemikard. Yadesh bekhir oon chelo kababie tabagheye 4om beine falakeye 3 vom o 4om, kababash mozakhraf bood vali gheimatesh khoob bood. Dorane khoobi bood, jaleb injast ke taghriban hameye doostaye khoobe Arman, badan doostaye man ham shodan. Hossein Esperouz ke nemidoonam chi begam, omidvaram khoshbakht bashe.
Roozegari bood, yadesh bekheir. . .
Fek konam hamash nale shod.

Hala 2 zar bede ash bazam be hamni khial bash...
Iman jan moteasefam ye 5 saat bayad beri Pink Floyd goosh bedi :)
iman

sedaye zaman

2006-02-28T04:04:00.000-08:00

alan daashtam Up and Down e Eloy ro goosh mikardam, alan daram Ocean ro goosh midam. yeho zehnam partaab shod be gozashte, be oon door dooraa! be 10-11 saale pish, be hatta bishtar! yadete Iman to roo navare zaban e man ke ye sony CHF 90 bood Inside o Ocean ro zabt karde boodi o man che ghshghereghi raah andakhtam? man dovvome rahnamaee boodam. mishe saal haa ghabl! bezaar beshmoram! mishe 17 saal pish! 17 saal! 17 saal! badan in navar shod navare baalinie man, shod navari ke bahash zendegi kardam, navari ke mishe goft khordamesh, ta jaaee ke sedaash nakh nama shod o sedaaye oonvaresh mioomad intarafesh. avvalin ashnaiye man ba Hossein Esperouz ham sare ahange Up and Down bood. oomad site departemane physics, saale 75 bood, bad sohbat az eloy shod o inside o up and down va ma mesle divaane haa majzoob az kashfe ye divaaneye dige. jaalebe ke Iman MR dooste Hossein bood, amma 2 saal tool keshid taa maa hamo shenakhtim. Frank Borneman hanooz hamoon joori mikhoone. yani har vaght Inside ro goosh midam hanooz hamoon hesso daram. hesse khoobi bood. hanooz vaghti goosh midam yade gozashte haam mioftam. gozashteye aazaad o raha o bi niaz! gozashte'ee por az tabi'at, por az Khodayar o Iman o Imano Hossein. gozashte'ee ke donyaa toosh mohem nabood. oon be maa mikhandid o maa ham be oon mikhandidim. delam baroon mikhad. injaa khoob baroon miad, amma faslie, bayad 3 maahe dige sabr konam. march, april, may, june, shod 4 maah! chi begam dige. halam khoobe! jeddie jeddi. delam bara hamatoon shode ye zarre, ye zarre. baraye ye didaare bi sokhan. az oon didaar haa ke hamo bebinim o hichi nagim. ajale nabaashe, Hossein ham hey zerto zert nage ke beram! aslan khaak bar sare Hossein nakonan! az Amin ham khabari nist, addrese web logo behesh dadam, amma maloom nist kojaast. Amin ro man hanooz baa oon docharkhe koorsish too khoone ghadime khanevade Esperouz be yaad miaram, hamoon tor ke Iman ro vaghti ke avvalin baar baa oon ghadde bolandesh dame dare khoone tehran paars didam. va Hossein ro too departeman e Physic. avvalin haa hamishe khatere angizan. va az hamoon avval neshoon midan ke ayande che khahad shod. delam ajib tang shodeh. baraye gom shodan, baraye entezare baroon too paaeeze Jeirood. baraye hamatoon.
H N

Ketab

2006-02-27T13:41:00.001-08:00

Salam be hame
ye alame ketab rooye internet hast ke az inja mitoonin bekhoonineshoon.
http://farsibooksonline.blogspot.com/

Iman

2006-02-27T04:25:00.000-08:00

salam be hame.

Mercy Iman MR jaan az javabet. man chand rooz pish ye poste gonde kardam, amma gooyaa dorost publish nashode va nistesh!

Iman jaan mercy az akset o oon akse dame ghoroob. ende del gereftegi bood. kheili khafane! kolli bahash haal kardam.

nemidoonam chi begam
:)
.....
arman
H N

2006-02-26T18:25:00.000-08:00

We went into town on the tuesday night
Searching all the places that you hang about
We’re looking for you
In the back street cellar dive drinking clubs
In the discotheques and the gaming pubs
We’re looking for you
You will pay the price for my own sweet brother
And what he has become
And a hundred other boys and girls
And all that you have done . . .

Sedaie gar shenidi sohbate sarma o dandan ast

2006-02-26T18:05:00.000-08:00

Salam be hame. In aks ro emrooz too ye dahat geftam hava -15 darage bood vali mishod baraye ye aks kolah ro az sar var dasht.
Omidvaram az baghie ham aks o matlabe jadid inja post beshe.
mokhlese hame
Iman

Ey valla be Arman

2006-02-19T12:21:00.000-08:00

agha damet garm bache ha ro az too soorakhashoon keshidi biroon... fek konam kheilish be khatere tanbali ham bashe, man ke oosoolan ... goshad zade shodam va kheili vaghta delam mikhad ye chizaie begam vali az bas tanbalam bikhialesh misham, az Iman MR aziz ham mamniin ba oon akse ghashngesh, ke fekr konam too Darabad Fati azash gerefte bashe.
Mokhlese hamatoon hastam
Iman

I'm Healthy & Clean!

2006-02-19T03:16:00.000-08:00

Salam be hame

Arman jaan aval az inke beyaade man boodin va vaasam keyk e tavalod dorost kardin kheyli mamnoonam (makhsoosan oon gilaasesh!). (az Iman ham mamnoonam) baaaaaaaaaa... yaade tavalode parsal oftaadam ke baa Sharaf oomadin khoonamoon va fahmidam bishtar az ye saal shod ke nadidamet...

dovom inke az inke mariz shodi naraahat va az inke be kheyr gozashte khosh-haal shodam omidvaram baa tosihaaye pezeshki akhlaaghi ee ke neveshti dige hichkodoom e moon mariz nashim!

sevom inke injaa internet too sherkat adaaram, khooneam dahan saaf mikone in blogspot nemidoonam chera refresh nemishe nemiaare va hezaartaa dardesare dige... taaze yemodatam email e yahoo ro nemiaavord va man password e khafani ke gozaashti ro hefz naboodam (va fekr nakonam hefz besham!)

chahaarom inke kheyli delam tang shode va doost daaram bebinametoonva in blog vaghean aalie chon harvaght injaa miaam kolli energi migiram va deltangim kamtar mishe

panjom va aakhar inke ki goft zendegi gohe???zendegi be in zibaayee ghashangi e por az aaraamesho solh o safaa o samimyat o .... asan zaate zendegi kheyli aalie man hamash negaraane inam ke nakone yerooz tamoom she!

...and you run and run catch up with the sun but it is sinking
racing around and come up behind you again....

baaaaaa
IMAN MR

2006-02-18T02:13:00.000-08:00

arman:

salam. akhe man chi begam be shomaa haa. chera hame mordin? mano Iman tanhaa kesaaee hastim ke harf mizanim. baghie kojaan? Iman MR to haalet khoobe? kojaaee? zende'ee? na roo Yahoo hasti na injaa minevisi. Khodayar ham ke sedaash az tahe chaah miad! baba benevisid dige! chera hame depress shodid ! donya hamoon gohie ke ghablan ham bood dige, farghesh ine ke maa darim pir mishim, hamin, va nemifahmim chi be chie! aslan koone laghesh. ah! az daste hamatoon mesle sag shaakiam. hamatoon mano yade oon daastane Borges mindazid! midoonid kodoom? hamooni ke oon yaaroo donbaale roodkhaneye hayat migasht badesh resid be ye joobe kasif ke adamaye kenaresh too hofre haaye sangaa zendegi mikardan. shoma ha ham hamatoon shodid oonjoori, seda azatoon dar nemiad. Khodayar ke zooresh miad too webloge khodesh benevise! ah! taaze sigaar ham nadaram alaan.
ye kam delam khonak shod!

Naze sibilet

2006-02-15T10:19:00.000-08:00

Chetori dash Arman,
Naze sibilet daash, kheili bahali.
Omidvaram salamat bashi hamishe.

Bad bani ro bekesh ro saret.

Varicocele

2006-02-13T22:29:00.000-08:00

arman:
salam!
man mikhaam ye kam tosie haaye pezeshki injaa benevisam ke fekr mikonam mohem bashan, be khosoos baraye Khodayar.
man hodoode 2 maahe pish ye darde khafifi dar ghesmate zire shekamam dashtam ke kheili jeddi nemigereftamesh. dardesh kheili khafif bood o gaahi ehsaas mishod. ye baar ke rafte boodim doctor baraye sarma khodegie Ghazal, hodoode 2 hafte pish, man in masala ro serfan az rooye konjkaavi az doctor porsidam, va doctor yeho ye name nevesht ke har che zoodtar beram bimarestan! manam raftam va bad az sonography moshakhas shod ke Varicocele daram. Varicocele dar beine dochar khe savar haa va vazne bardaar haa kheili shaaye'e va kheili rahat mitoone baese aghim shodane adam beshe!! kholase man hafteye pish amal kardam va rag haaee ke masdood shode bood ro az kaar andakhtan o dishab ham panceman ro baaz kardam. in matlab ro injaa minevisam chon be nazaram kheili mohemme. be khosoos ke darde in maraz kheili khafife va adam jeddish nemigire, amma mitoone be saadegi adam ro aghim kone.
tosie haaye behdaashti:
1. roozi 3 litr aab bokhorid
2. sigar nakeshid! (bedid man bekesham jaatoon)
3. sobh haa ke az khaab paa mishid, bekhandid:)
4. ghabl az khaab hatman jish konid.
5. dandoonaatoono mesvaak konid.
6. harfe bad nazanid.
7. golhaa ro boo konid va ehsaas konid ke cheghadr hame chi khoobe.
8. dastaatoono ghabl az ghaza khordan beshoorid.
9. nakhoonaatoono begirid.
10. az doosti ba afrade naa baab parhiz konid!

Ghorboone hamatoon
H N

Diar e Habib

2006-02-10T17:12:00.000-08:00

Kojaieed ey shahidane khodaiee
Bala jooyane Dashte Karbalaiee

Kojaieed ey ze jaan o jaa rahide
Parande tar ze morghane havaiee

Knockin' on Heaven's Door

2006-02-07T16:16:00.000-08:00

Mama, take this badge off of me
I can't use it anymore.
It's gettin' dark, too dark for me to see
I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.

Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door

Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore.
That long black cloud is comin' down
I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.

Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door

Bob Dylon

Suzanne

2006-02-03T21:14:00.000-08:00

Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river
You can hear the boats go by
You can spend the night beside her
And you know that she's half crazy
But that's why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and oranges
That come all the way from China
And just when you mean to tell her
That you have no love to give her
Then she gets you on her wavelength
And she lets the river answer
That you've always been her lover
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that she will trust you
For you've touched her perfect body with your mind.
And Jesus was a sailor
When he walked upon the water
And he spent a long time watching
From his lonely wooden tower
And when he knew for certain
Only drowning men could see him
He said "All men will be sailors then
Until the sea shall free them"
But he himself was broken
Long before the sky would open
Forsaken, almost human
He sank beneath your wisdom like a stone
And you want to travel with him
And you want to travel blind
And you think maybe you'll trust him
For he's touched your perfect body with his mind.

Now Suzanne takes your hand
And she leads you to the river
She is wearing rags and feathers
From Salvation Army counters
And the sun pours down like honey
On our lady of the harbour
And she shows you where to look
Among the garbage and the flowers
There are heroes in the seaweed
There are children in the morning
They are leaning out for love
And they will lean that way forever
While Suzanne holds the mirror
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that you can trust her
For she's touched your perfect body with her mind.

Leonard Cohen

Agha manam tabrik migam

2006-02-03T21:13:00.000-08:00

Tavallodet mobarak Iman jaan.
iman

Iman MR aziz, tavallodet mobarak!

2006-02-03T02:02:00.000-08:00

Tavallodet mobarak Iman jaan. tavallode Abs ham mobarak, hamchenin babaee. omidvaram saale khoobio dashte bashi ba Fati o abs o sanjab o baghe. i cake ro khodam barat dorost kardam! az tarafe mano Ghazal o Rahil o Rahul o bache sag o bache tiranosorus o rahil booghio ba che moosh e 6 maahe o bache mooshe 1 saale o bache maa ro bache aghrab o bache khar bizu o bache torke 40 saale o bache jenaze o bache zalu o baghie.....!

tozih: oon noghteye ghermeze vasate cake gilaase.

what a poem!:)

2006-02-03T01:54:00.000-08:00

arman:
shere vaghean ghashangi bood, jeddan ghashang bood. az koja gir avordi in sher ro? sha eresh maroofe?

Rahir...

2006-02-02T15:07:00.000-08:00

Rahir jaan salam ...
Mishe khodeto moareffi koni, man hanooz nemidoonam to ki hasti.Man ta oonjaiee ke khabar daram baradarzade ee be name Rahir nadaram.Magar inke...
Az khodet bishtar benevis...

iman

2006-02-02T11:10:00.000-08:00

Rahir:

Salam be hame. Goftam chon emruz tabarrodame, baratun ye chizi benevisam. Amu Khodayar chera baram dige jabab nemidi? Amu Iman chera kado nadadi? hishki mano dus nadare!
va inak manam kudaki tanha,
dar astaneye fasli dagh.

Poem

2006-02-02T10:15:00.000-08:00

Liberty Had Che Guevara in a Headlock

Liberty had Che Guevara in a headlock
And standing on Stalin's face
she calmly said
"The goal of revolution
is merely to overcome apathy"

Marx got a dirty look
squirming in his seat
"The goal is that the people
are aware of injustice"
Mao's unconvincing grin remained
through a muffled cough

"The great weapons:
satire and unpassioned truth"
Marat doodled as she warned
"Fanaticism is blind passion
and can barely be trusted in a frenzy"
Gandhi cleaned his glasses and smiled polite

"Hatred is not
what freedom is about!"
she screamed at
an uncomfortable Bolshevik
"Revenge never set anyone free!"
Pancho Villa's mustache was
not big enough to hide a snicker

And Liberty herself laughed
when she realized
she had been baring one breast and
that's
why the boys
were paying attention

Copyright (c) 1999 - J. Kevin Wolfe

salam

2006-01-31T03:49:00.000-08:00

arman:

adam ba'de ye moddati be khastegi aadat mikone, be narahatio afsordegiam adat mikone, dige hatta az fekre khaste naboodan ham khaste mishe o aslan yaadesh mire ke mishe khaste nabood. nemidoonam, nemidoonam, nemidoonam in bar migarde be mogheiyate zamani o makani ya na, nemidoonam age gharaar bood be jaaye entekhaabe raahe A, raahe B ro entekhaab mikardam ettefaghe behtari mioftad ya bad tar ya aslan farghi nemikard. nemidoonam, va in nemidoonam goftanaaye bishomaar, bishtarin chizie ke moddat haast kalleye mano por karde. in web log ye khoobi daare ke mano yaade oon vaghta mindaaze. mitoonim har joor doost darim cherto pert begim. yeki joke mige, yeki naale mikone, yeki fohsh mideh, khoobe dige, haal mideh:) ye khoobie digash bara man ine ke man minevisam be doone inke fekr konam. kheili khoobe, alan mikhaam ye nesfe sigaar bekesham. badesh mikhaam beram mostaraah. roshanesh kardam. rasti man haalam khoobe? nakhle mordabam ro emrooz roosh khaak rikhtam o ye choob kardam too khaakesh ke kaj nashan. ye nargil ham sabz kardam ke shode ajayebe 8 gaaneh! midoonin, eyne adas sabz kardan sabzesh kardam! gardanam dard mikone, in sandalie madar felan ro bayad avaz konam.
H N

Ajab badbakhtiee haa

2006-01-29T23:48:00.000-08:00

nemidoonam inja kojast!!
Arman mige ye jaiee dorost kardim ke bedoone fekr kardan benevisim... mamoolan har vaght delam pore minevisam va motmaenam kesi az chizaiee ke man oon moghe haa minevisam ziaad khoshesh nakhahad oomad, chon khodam ham negareshoon nemidam o akhar sar ba sifoon miran be ye jaye tarik ke booye zendegi mide.
enghadr doost daram fohsh bedam ke nagoo...
fohshaye aab dar o charvadari,nemidoonam be ki vali faght doost daram azashoon estefade konam...
enghadr doost daram arbade bekesham ke hanjeram jer bokhore, enghadr khastam ke khabam nemibare....
enghadr delam havaye behesht zahra ro karde ke nagoo...

2006-01-28T06:03:00.000-08:00

Rahir:

Saram amu Khodayar, che aske ghashangi gerefti, gheili ghoshgel shodi, ghablana gheili bad tarkib budi. man aran daram PhD mikhunam, maman babam ham jorat nadaran mano jai ke bekham nabaran, amma inja barf nadare:(
amu Khodayar asketo didam yade Pinokio oftadam:)

2006-01-28T04:53:00.000-08:00

salam Rahire aziz
tavallodet mobarak,
to ham age darsato mikhoondi baba mamanet mizashtan biay ski
tazasham hasood bazi dar nayar